angstycatthatlikestea-deactivat:
no other social media platform has lore quite like tumblr’s
the gods that haunt this place are unlike any others
I just saw a tiktok comment saying that tumblr right now is like a place recovered from being irradiated
Sign outside Tumblr: “This place is not a place of honor. No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. Nothing valued is here. …”
Tracks
When you remember the anti-vax movement
I first reblogged this in January, and here my ass is in March 2020 self-quarantined at home.
THIS POST DID NOT AGE WELL
This post was prophetic
I think back to these memes everyday. And they did, indeed, not age well.
Thanks, I hate it
this is the perfect grade of good luck
reblog in 5 seconds and all of your grades will inch ever closer to perfect
soviet russian grandma cats complaining about their grandchildren and swapping recipes
THEY HAVE EAR HOLES let me die
BABUSHKATS
babushkats.
baby shark
Reblogging just for this man’s laugh. Look at him, he’s so happy.
(Source: twitter.com)
if you’re reading this
a lump sum of money is on the way to you
- it happened today, damn that was like 3 days maybe?
It Works the money is on its way!
Need this.
Of course
It worked tho
I just won $500 off a scratch Ticket lottery.
ENERGY
hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.
also that your lunch tastes good, you find twenty dollars on the ground, and that thing coming up that you were dreading turns out not so bad
Passing this good karma
I reblogged this 3 days ago and my skin got clear and I got a message from a guy who refers to me as queen yesterday. Good karma vibes all around.
ARE U FUCKING KIDDING ME I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY AND MY SKIN IS CLEAR AS F NOW
Read me a story!
Parenting level - God Mode
on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt
this is your only day to reblog this for a year
i missed my chance last year so this has been in my queue for 364 days
Anonymous
Anonymous asked:
what happens when there is not enough guys at dances LOLYou dance the night away together like the queens you are
Goals!
This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.
I reblogged this shit two days ago y’all… what kinda sorcery is this. Oddly specific too …. I’ll take it tho 🤯
I think I did it wrong
A black cat crossing your path is actually good luck on account of you get to see a cat
You’re welcome
So she isnt entirely black, but…
My gal isn’t even close to all black but shell still give you good luck
Blessed thread
Bilbo definitely not all black but he perfect
Excellent
My fella is definitely good luck! Especially when begging for belly rubs that totally won’t end in bites and bunny kicks
A floofy boy
A good kitty.
She makes me smile when she does things I never imagined she’d do
What an adorable water bottle
Let me just
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